Hi there - I'm Pete. I write really stupid poems which I hope make you laugh. I write these things because they explode in my head and my head would explode if I didn't write them down. I do not wish to (or at least don't expect to) make any money out of them (if you're a publisher or an agent then we can still talk though!) and you are very welcome to use them for any purpose you wish but I would be grateful if you do copy them that you:

1 - Give me a name check: Pete Thomas

2 - Let me know - see the contact button down there?

3 - If you intend to make money out of their use then have a little look at the amazing work the charities I like are doing and then take a little look at your soul.