The Digger and the Mole
A digger dug a hole,
When he came across a mole,
Who said his hole was bigger,
Than the hole dug by the digger.
"Let's put it to the test,
And see who digs the best,
We'll each dig for a minute,
And the bigger hole will win it."
So the digger dug the biggest hole,
That he had ever dug,
Then looked up from the bottom,
Feeling fairly smug,
At the mole up at the top,
Who looked down with a shrug,
"You are the bigger digger,
That there is no doubt of,
But at least I've never dug a hole,
Too deep to get out of!"
So the mole went on his way,
Reflecting with a snigger,
"I'm really rather glad,
That I'm not a bigger digger."
By Pete Thomas