Granny's Brain by Pete The Poet

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This is a poem gone wrong. It started off so promisingly but then took a turn for the worse, going down hill quickly. Once it took that unexpected direction, there was no way for me to rescue it. I apologize unreservedly for its existence: the English language made me do it. 

Granny's brain

Every night my Granny takes her brain out of her head,

She stores it in a special jar she keeps beside her bed,

Next she takes her teeth out which she puts into a glass,

Then carefully takes her glasses off and pops them up her arse.

By Pete Thomas