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One of my favourite animals is the pangolin. Pangolins are so unlikely that they might as well be mythological. Another few years, thanks to traditional Chinese 'medicine', they might be just that. 

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Unicorns,

Have unique horns,

But if you cut them off,

And grind them up,

Into a cup,

It will cure a cough.

The unicorn,

Who's lost its horn,

Will surely die, of course.

But to be fair,

Without it they're,

More or less a horse.

By Pete Thomas