TCM

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Even if they worked (which they don't), I still don't think producing magic potions out of killing endangered species would be justified.

TCM

Unicorns,

Have unique horns,

But if you cut them off,

And grind them up,

Into a cup,

It will cure a cough.

The unicorn,

Who's lost its horn,

Will surely die, of course.

But to be fair,

Without it they're,

More or less a horse.

There's no justifying,

Mangling a pangolin,

Even if you think it cures the 'flu,

If it did, you're still a jerk,

But it doesn't even work,

So it turns out you're an ignoramus too.

By Pete Thomas