Privacy Policy

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I don't intend to use this site for any financial gain and have no interest in your personal details or information. Sorry about that - I just have better things to do. I'm sure you're a fascinating and unique individual so please don't take my absolute indifference to your life as (necessarily) contempt. If you message me then I will definitely feel entitled to publish anything contained in your message as I see fit - I will consider it to belong to me to use as I will - but I probably won't because, again, I generally have better things to do with my time. I definitely won't be tracking you or anything like that - I'm simply not sufficiently interested, you narcissist - but I can't speak for GoDaddy who I've used to secure the domain name and build the website. I can't quite believe you've read this far down a privacy policy. I mean, who does that? I'm obviously impressed with your commitment but also a bit worried your life might need filling up a little. Try writing poetry - honestly, it's a thoroughly rewarding way to pass any spare ten minutes you find you have. Start with a single rhyme that sounds good and build up from there. I'll give you one to start you off: 'possible' and 'fossil fuel'. See what you can do with that.