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    • Corvid Erudition
    • Spiders and Flies
    • Genghis Rat
    • Snakes are Gits
    • Flight of the Penguin
    • Granny's Brain
    • Escape!
    • Ghost Rules
    • Captain Carrot
    • Felix
    • Health and Safety Advice
    • The Digger and the Mole
    • Trevor's Hiccups
    • The Dentist
    • TCM
    • A Christmas Ending
    • Adam and God
    • Son and father
    • Charities I Like
  • Home
  • Corvid Erudition
  • Spiders and Flies
  • Genghis Rat
  • Snakes are Gits
  • Flight of the Penguin
  • Granny's Brain
  • Escape!
  • Ghost Rules
  • Captain Carrot
  • Felix
  • Health and Safety Advice
  • The Digger and the Mole
  • Trevor's Hiccups
  • The Dentist
  • TCM
  • A Christmas Ending
  • Adam and God
  • Son and father
  • Charities I Like

Humorous Poetry by Pete The Poet

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"Stupid verse makes life less worse"

Humorous Poetry by Pete The Poet

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"Stupid verse makes life less worse"

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Welcome to my 'verse

Hi there - I'm Pete, also known as Pete The Poet. I write really stupid poems that I hope make you laugh with their quirky humor. These funny poetry pieces explode in my head, and my brain would surely burst if I didn't jot them down. I don't aim to make any money off these creations (but if you're a publisher or an agent, feel free to reach out!). You are more than welcome to use my stupid poems for any purpose you wish, but I would appreciate it if you could: 1 - Give me a name check: Pete Thomas 2 - Let me know - see the contact button down there? 3 - If you plan to profit from their use, take a moment to check out the amazing work the charities I support are doing, and reflect on your soul.

The Top Five Poems according to you:

Covid Erudition
Spiders and Flies
Genghis Rat
Captain Carrot
The Digger and the Mole

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